Pub Jokes


Paddy and Scotty were sitting next to each other at the barber shop.
As the barbers finished their shaves, one barber reached for the aftershave. Paddy was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a brothel.'
The second barber turned to Scotty and said, 'How about you sir ?' he replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.'  

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