October 1
“Liaba bsuffa und lusdig, ois niachdan und bled : I’d rather be drunk and funny than sober and stupid.”
- Bavarian Proverb

October 2
"Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.  It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully."
- Graham Greene (October 2nd 1904 – April 3rd 1991), an English author and literary critic.

October 3
"A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't."
- Unknown

October 4
“Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious”
- Brendan Gill (October 4th, 1914 - December 27th, 1997), writer for The New Yorker

October 5
"I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before.  With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before."
- From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, Released October 5, 1961.

October 6
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
- Actual sign In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers

October 7
"You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."
- Shira Tehrani

October 8
"They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst." 
- Scottish Proverb

October 9
“I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.”
- Unknown.

October 10
"Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy."
- Unknown

October 11
“Sometimes you have to wake up in order to dream again.”
- Unknown

October 12
"Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages."
- Actual sign In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency

October 13
“A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”
- Unknown

October 14
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
- Bumper Sticker

October 15
"Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer - it has always been thus."
- Peter Richmond

October 16
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
- Oscar Wilde (born Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde - October 16th 1854 – November 30th 1900), an Irish writer and poet.

 
October 17
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."
Eminem (born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, October 17, 1972), an American rapper.

October 18
"The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."
- Nicholas Culpeper (October 18th 1616 – January 10th 1654), an English botanist.

October 19
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
- Albert Einstein

October 20
"Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them."
- Anonymous

October 21
"Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there."
- Franklin P. Jones

October 22
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
- Unknown 

October 23
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
- Czech Proverb  - Happy Independent Czechoslovak State Day!

October 24
 “A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” 
- Edward Abbey (January 29th, 1927 – March 14th, 1989), an American author and essayist

October 25
"Everything you can imagine is real."
- Pablo Picasso (October 25th 1881 -April 8th, 1973), a Spanish painter.

October 26
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
- Unknown

October 27
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
- Dylan Thomas (born Dylan Marlais Thomas - October 27th, 1914 - November 9th, 1953), a Welsh poet and writer

October 28
"It is easy to be pleasant when life flows by like a song, but the man worth while is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. For the test of the heart is trouble, and it always comes with years, and the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through the tears."
- Traditional Irish

October 29
"In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it."
- Unknown

October 30
“I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
- Unknown

October 31
"Don't Worry...Zombies are after brains, You are safe."
- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!