June 1
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Unknown

June 2
"In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio Felicitas (In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is joy.)"
- Traditional Italian

ln celebration of Republic Day - Festa della Repubblica Birth of the Italian Republic (June 2nd, 1946).

June 3
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
- Actual Sign In a hotel in Athens

June 4
"I don’t believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don’t judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free."
- Angelina Jolie (born Angelina Jolie Voight, June 4th, 1975), an American actress.

June 5
“Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.”
- Chuck Klosterman (June 5, 1972), an American author.

June 6
"The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol."
- Mignon McLaughlin (June 6th 1913 - December 20th 1983), an American journalist and author. Quot from "The Neurotic's Notebook" (1960).

June 7
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin (June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995), born Dino Paul Crocetti, an American singer and actor.

June 8
"Bitten by the brewer's horse."
- Old English slang for being drunk

June 9
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether."
- Anonymous

June 10
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself rather than a second-rate version of somebody else.”
- Judy Garland (June 10th, 1922 – June 22nd, 1969), an American actress

June 11
"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
- Unknown

- Alternative -
"Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers."
- Unknown

June 12
"The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully."
- Russian Proverb. In celebration of Russia Day, a holiday somewhat similar to independence day, celebrated on June 12th.

June 13
"The problem with some people is that when they are not drunk, they’re sober.”
- William Butler Yeats (June 13th 1865 to January 28th 1939), an Irish poet and playwright.

June 14
"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"
- Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck (Release date June 14, 1991)

June 15
"Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much.  Then again, don't drink too little." 
- Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen (June 15th 1875 – January 5th 1987), a Norwegian-Canadian supercentenarian

June 16
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be."
- Anonymous - Happy Father's Day!

June 17
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
-Henry Lawson (June 17th 1867 to September 2nd 1922), an Australian writer/poet.

June 18
"All generalizations are false"
- Anonymous

June 19
"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance. "
- Sign seen in a bar

June 20
"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
- Robin Williams

June 21
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!"
- Unknown

June 22
“I’ve learned… that my best friends and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.”
- Unknown

June 23
“Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”
- Unknown

June 24
 1

"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
- Ambrose Bierce (June 24th 1842 to after December 26, 1913), an American editorialist.
2

"Brandy, n.  A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan." 
- Ambrose Bierce

June 25
"Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine."
- Unknown

June 26
“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”
- George Bernard Shaw July 26th 1856 – November 2nd 1950), an Irish playwright.

June 27
"I'm going to buy a boat... do a little traveling, and I'm going to be drinking beer!"
-John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery

June 28
"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis."
- Actual Sign in a Tokyo Hotel

June 29
“The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.”
- Unknown

June 30
"Bad decisions make good stories"
- Anonymous