Holidays and Festivals

Grounation Day (Rastafari movement)
Inauguration of Brasília (Distrito Federal, Brazil)
Kartini Day  (Indonesia)
* (See Below)
San Jacinto Day (Texas)
National Tree Planting Day (Kenya) *

The first day of the festival of Ridván. (Bahá'í Faith)
Tiradentes (Brazil) 

Parilia, held in honor of the Pales. (Roman Empire)
Aggie Muster (Texas A&M University)
Birthday of Rome (Rome) 
Kindergarten Day
National Chocolate-covered Cashews Day 
National Teach Your Children To Save Day
Christian Feast Day of Abdecalas
Christian Feast Day of Anastasius Sinaita
Christian Feast Day of Anselm of Canterbury
Christian Feast Day of Beuno
Christian Feast Day of Conrad of Parzham
Christian Feast Day of Holy Infant of Good Health
Christian Feast Day of Wolbodo

* Kartini Day, celebration of Indonesian women's rights. (Indonesia) 

Election Day (Paraguay) (2013) * CLICK HERE

Fête de la Chêne   Translation:  Oak Tree Day (French Republican) The Second day of the Month of Floréal in the French Republican Calendar

Toast of The Day

 "So live that when you come to die, even the undertaker will feel sorry for you."
- Mark Twain (Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens November 30th, 1835 – April 21st, 1910), an American author and humorist.

Drink of The Day

 Calypso Coffee

1/2 Part Dark Rum
1 and a Half Parts Tia Maria
Fill With Coffee
Top With Whipped Cream

Wine of The Day

Pessagno (2008) Estate Grown, Four Boys Vineyard
Style - Pinot Noir

Santa Lucia Highlands

Beer of The Day

 London Tavern Ale
Brewer - Valley Brewing Co., Stockton, California, USA
Style - English-Style Mild Ale

Joke of The Day

 Chat site transcript:

Manly33:   Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
SexyGirl29: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high
            heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My
            measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Manly33:   I'm 6'1" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have
            on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.
            I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue
            sauce on it from dinner... it smells funny.
SexyGirl29:  I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Manly33:   OK.
SexyGirl29: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the
            stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm
            looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way
            down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge,
            swelling bulge.
Manly33:   I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
SexyGirl29: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Manly33:   Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
SexyGirl29:  I'm moaning softly.
Manly33:   I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
SexyGirl29: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
            slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster,
            pulling and rubbing.
Manly33:   My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a
            hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
SexyGirl29: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung:   I'll pay for it.
SexyGirl29: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My
            soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder
            and harder.
Manly33:   I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's
            stuck. Do you have any scissors?
SexyGirl29:  I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back
            undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air
            caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Manly33:   How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
            the clasp.
SexyGirl29: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
            tongue all over me.
Manly33:   I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
            breasts. They're neat!
SexyGirl29:  I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
            your ear.
Manly33:   I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
SexyGirl29: What?
Manly33:   I'm so sorry. Really.
SexyGirl29:  I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of
            my blouse.
Manly33:   I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with
            a plop.
SexyGirl29:  OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your
            hard tool.
Manly33:   I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Manly33:   I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
            in and out nibbling on you... umm... wait a minute.
SexyGirl29: What's the matter?
Manly33:   I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
SexyGirl29:  Are you OK?
Manly33:   I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
SexyGirl29:  Can I help?
Manly33:   I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
            through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep
            your cups?
SexyGirl29:  In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Manly33:   I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
SexyGirl29:  Come back to me, lover.
Manly33:   I'm washing the cup now.
SexyGirl29:  I'm on the bed arching for you.
Manly33:   I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the
            cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait,
            it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
SexyGirl29:  Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Manly33:   I found it.
SexyGirl29:  I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so
Manly33:   Me too.
SexyGirl29:  Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked
            bodies pressing each other.
Manly33:   Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

SexyGirl29:  Why don't you take off your glasses?
Manly33:   OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the
            glasses on the night table.
SexyGirl29: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Manly33:   I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room
            and toward the bathroom.
SexyGirl29:  Hurry back, lover.
Manly33:   I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
            the toilet. I lift the lid.
SexyGirl29:  I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Manly33:    I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,
            but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
SexyGirl29: What's the matter now?
Manly33:   I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
            Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly
            feeling my way.
SexyGirl29: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Manly33:   OK, now I'm going to put my... you know... thing... in
            your... you know... woman's thing.
SexyGirl29: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Manly33:    I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss
            your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
SexyGirl29: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand
            it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Manly33:   I'm flaccid.
SexyGirl29: What?
Manly33:  I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
SexyGirl29: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look
            on my face.
Manly33:   I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all
            floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
SexyGirl29:  No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
            underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Manly33:   No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night
            table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans
            of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
SexyGirl29:  I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Manly33:   I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of
            our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire!
            I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
SexyGirl29:  Go to hell. I'm logging off, you're a loser!
Manly33:   Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooooooooooooo!
SexyGirl29: <logged off>

Quote of The Day

"We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink"
- Epicurus (341 BC – 270 BC) an ancient Greek philosopher.

Whisky of The Day

Johnnie Walker Red Label Whisky

April Observances

Alcohol Awareness Month
Amateur Radio Month
Atlanta Food & Wine Month
Brussels Sprouts and Cabbage Month
Cancer Control Month
Celebrate Diversity Month
Community Spirit Days
Confederate History Month
Couple Appreciation Month
Cranberries and Gooseberries Month
DNA, Genomics and Stem Cell Education and Awareness Month
Defeat Diabetes Month
Emotional Overeating Awareness Month
Facial Protection Month
Fair Housing Month
Financial Literacy Month
Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month
Frog Month
Get Yourself Tested Month
Global Child Nutrition Month
Grange Month
Holy Humor Month
Home Improvement Time (April-Sept.30)
Honor Society Awareness Month (Different Sponsor to March)
IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) Month
Informed Woman Month
Injury Prevention Month
International Cesarean Awareness Month
International Customer Loyalty Month
International Daffynitions Month
International Guitar Month
International Twit Award Month
Jazz Appreciation Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Lawn and Garden Month
Learn Thai Month
Library Snapshot Month
Math Awareness Month
Month of the Military Child
Month of the Young Child
National African American Women's Fitness Month
National Autism Awareness Month
National Car Care Month
National Card and Letter Writing Month
National Child Abuse Prevention Month
National DNA & Genomics & Stem Cell Education & Awareness Month
National Decorating Month
National Donate Life Month
National Garden Month
National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Month
National Humor Month
National Kite Month
National Knuckles Down Month
National Landscape Architecture Month
National Multiple Birth Awareness Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
National Oral Health Month
National Parkinson's Awareness Month
National Pecan Month
National Pest Management Month
National Pet First Aid Awareness Month
National Pet Month
National Poetry Month
National Prepare Your Home To Be Sold Month
National Rebuilding Month
National Sarcoidosis Awareness Month
National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month
National Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) Education and Awareness Month
National Stress Awareness Month
National Welding Month
National Welding Month
National Youth Sports Safety Month
Patient Safety Awareness Month
Pharmacists War on Diabetes Month
Physical Wellness Month
Prematurity Awareness Month
Prevent Lyme in Dogs Month
Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month
Procrastination Awareness Month
Records and Information Management Month
Rosacea Awareness Month
School Library Media Month
Southern Belles Month
Soy Foods Month
Sports Eye Safety Month
Straw Hat Month
Testicular Cancer Awareness Month
Tomatillo and Asian Pear Month
Women's Eye Health and Safety Month
Workplace Conflict Awareness Month
World Habitat Awareness Month
Worldwide Bereaved Spouses Awareness Month

Observances this Week

Organize Your Files Week, Third Week of April
Medical Labs Week, Third Week of April
Coin Week, Third Week of April
Fibroid Awareness Week, Third Week of April
National Karaoke Week, Third Week of April
National Volunteer Week, Third Week of April
National Pet ID Week, Third Week of April
National Paperboard Packaging Week, Third Week of April
National Playground Safety Week, Third Week of April
National Severe Storm Preparedness Week, Third Week of April
Oral, Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week, Third Week of April
Preservation Week, Third Week of April
Sky Awareness Week, Third Week of April
International Whistlers Week (IWC), Third or Fourth week of April

Cleaning For A Reason Week, April 18th-24th
Consumer Awareness Week, April 18th-23rd
Police Officers Who Gave Their Lives In The Line of Duty Week, April 18th-23rd
National Park Week, 9 Days Starting with the Third Saturday of April
Money Smart Week (Federal Reserve),
Third Saturday through Fourth Saturday of April
Safe Kids Week, Third Saturday through Fourth Saturday of April
Undergraduate Research Week, Third Work Week of April
National Crime Victims Rights Week, Second Full week of April plus 3 days

Historical Events on April 21st


Born on April 21st


Died on April 21st


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