Holidays and Festivals

Hote Matsuri (Shiogama, Japan)
Tibetan Uprising Day (Tibet and supporters)
Women & Girls HIV and AIDS Awareness Day
Harriet Tubman Day
Salvation Army Day, Anniversary of the Salvation Army (USA)
International Day of Awesomeness

Telephone Day a.k.a. Land Line Telephone Day
World Kidney Day
Middle Name Pride Day
US Paper Money Day
Mario Day
Name Tag Day
Paper Money Day
Anniversary of the Jupiter Effect
Christian Feast Day of Anastasia the Patrician
Christian Feast Day of Himelin
Christian Feast Day of Saint John Ogilvie
Christian Feast Day of Macharius
Christian Feast Day of Pope Simplicius
* Canadian Music Fest 2010  Toronto, Ontario, Canada March 10 – 14  

Fête de la Cordeau   Translation:  Twine Day (French Republican) The 20th day of the Month of Ventôse in the French Republican Calendar

Toast of The Day

 "Be good.
If you can't be good, be careful,
And if you can't be careful,
Name it after me."

- Unknown

Drink of The Day


2 Parts Scotch
1 Part Amaretto
pour over ice in a rocks glass.

- In Honor of Mario Puzo's book "The Godfather" (Published March 10th, 1969)

Wine of The Day

Ferrante 2008 Signature Series
Style - Riesling
Grand River Valley

Beer of The Day

 Red Trolley Ale
Brewer - Karl Strauss Brewing Co.,  San Diego, California, USA
Style - Irish-Style Red Ale

Jokes of The Day

- There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
- If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
- Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
- Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
- Chuck Norris could start a fire with 2 ice cubes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't swim (even though he can), the water holds Chuck Norris up.
- The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!
- Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
- Do you know why God is called "God"?...Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
- The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris........ After 5 days of extreme pain........ the snake died.
- Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
- The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there...
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
- Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
- Chuck Norris makes onions cry
- Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
- Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...
     ...sadly he never cries....
- The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.  
        ...It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
- If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, check the obituaries.
- Giraffes did not exist until Chuck Norris began uppercuting horses.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Jesus might be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- The Virgin Islands have a backup name ready in case Chuck Norris visits.
- Chuck Norris volunteered to go to war in Japan during WWII, Truman decided it was more humane to bomb hiroshima.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon!
- Chuck Norris  can run so fast around the earth that he can punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris  can have both feet on the ground and kick someone in the back of the face!

- In Honor of Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940), An American martial artist and actor.

Quote of the Day

"A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, 'damn that was awesome'."
- Anonymous 

Whiskey of The Day

Jameson 18 Year Old Limited Reserve Irish Whiskey
Price: $90

March Observances

Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month
American Red Cross Month or Red Cross Month
Bell Peppers and Broccoli Month
Berries and Cherries Month
Brain Injury Awareness Month
Child Life Month
Colic Awareness Month
Colorectal Cancer Education and Awareness Month (Different sponsor than National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month)
Credit Education Month
Deaf History Month (3/13 to 4/15)
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) Month
Employee Spirit Month
Exotic Winter Fruit, Leeks and Green Onions Month
Expanding Girls' Horizons in Science and Engineering Month
National Expect Success Month
Holy Humor Month
Honor Society Awareness Month
Humorists Are Artists Month
International Expect Success Month
International Ideas Month
International Listening Awareness Month
International Mirth Month
International Women's Month
Malignant Hypertension Awareness & Training Month
March for Babies (March and April)
Music In Our Schools Month
National Athletic Training Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Cheerleading Safety Month
National Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month
National Clean Up Your IRS Act Month
National Color Therapy Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month (Different sponsor than Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month)
National Craft Month
National Ethics Awareness Month
National Eye Donor Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Irish-American Heritage Month
National Kidney Month
National Kite Month (3/31-4/30)
National March Into Literacy Month
National Multiple Sclerosis Education & Awareness Month
National Nutrition Month
National On-Hold Month
National Optimism Month
National Peanut Month
National Social Work Month
National Umbrella Month
National Women's History Month
Optimism Month
Play-the-Recorder Month
Poetry Month
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Red Cross Month
Save Your Vision Month
Sing With Your Child Month
Small Press Month
Social Workers Month
Spiritual Wellness Month
Steroid Abuse Prevention Month
Supply Management Month
Umbrella Month, Natl
Vulvar Health Awareness Month
Workplace Eye Health and Safety Month
Workplace Eye Wellness Month
Youth Art Month

Observances this Week

Universal Women's Week, Second Week in March
National Sleep Awareness Week, Second Week in March
National Bubble Week, Second Week in March
National Crochet Week, Second Week in March
Daytona Bike Week, Second Week of March
Iditarod Race,
Starts on the First Saturday in March, Ends Two Sundays Later
Girl Scout Week, Week of March 12th Sunday through Saturday
National Agriculture Week, Second Full Week of March
Teen Tech Week, Second Full Week of March
American Crossword Puzzle Weekend, Second Friday to Sunday in March

Historical Events on March 10th


Born on March 10th


Died on March 10th


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