June 1

"May we be happy and our enemies know it."
- Anonymous

June 2

"In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio Felicitas"
"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is joy."
- In Celebration of Republic Day - Festa della Repubblica in Italy.

- Alternative -

"While we live, Let’s live."
- Traditional Italian  - In celebration of Festa della Repubblica
 
June 3

"God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference"
- Traditional

June 4

"The health of the salmon to you...
a long life, a full heart and a wet mouth!"
- Anonymous

June 5

"God bless the corners of this house and all the lintel blessed.
And bless the hearth and bless the board
and bless each place of rest.
And bless each door that opens wide
to strangers as to kin.
And bless each crystal window pane that lets the starlight in
and bless the rooftree overhead.
And every sturdy wall.
The peace of man, the peace of God.
The peace or love on all."
- Unknown

June 6

"Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother
And if you drink, may you drink with me."
- Traditional Irish

June 7

"Starkle starkle little twink,
who the hell you are I think,
I’m not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol,
I’m just a little slort of sheep,
I’m not drunk like tinkle peep,
I don’t know who is me yet,
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get,
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup,
‘cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up."
- Traditional

June 8

"The German likes his beer
The Pommy likes his half and half
Because it brings good cheer
The Scotsman likes his whisky
And the Irishman likes his hot
The Aussie has no national drink
So he drinks the bloody lot."
- Traditional

June 9

"May we breakfast with Health,
dine with Friendship,
crack a bottle with Mirth,
and sup with the goddess Contentment."
- Anonymous

June 10

"May the saddest day of your future be no worse
Than the happiest day of your past."
- Traditional Irish

June 11

"To the old, long life and treasure;
To the young, all health and pleasure;
To the fair, their face,
With eternal grace;
And the rest, to be loved at leisure."
- Ben Jonson (June 11th, 1572 – August 6th, 1637), an English Renaissance dramatist.

June 12

"May the roof above you never fall in,
And those gathered beneath it never fall out."
- Traditional Irish

- Alternative -

"Tagalog Mabuhay"
"Long life"
- In celebration of Philippine Independence (Declared on June 12, 1898)

June 13

"A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote."
- William Butler Yeats (June 13th, 1865 – January 28th, 1939),an Irish poet.

June 14

"Here’s to the man who drinks strong ale,
and goes to bed quite mellow.
Lives as he ought to live,
and dies a jolly good fellow."
- Unknown

June 15

"Here's health to your enemies' enemies!"
- Traditional

June 16

"A little health, a little wealth,
A little house and freedom.
With some few friends for certain ends
But little cause to need ‘em."
- Anonymous

June 17

"Here’s to those who love us,
And here’s to those who don’t,
A smile for those who are willing to,
And a tear for those who won’t."
- Anonymous

June 18

"To the thirst that is yet to come."
- Traditional Irish

June 19

"Here’s to the maiden of bashful fifteen;
Here’s to the widow of fifty;
Here’s to the flaunting extravagant queen;
And here’s to the housewife that’s thirty.
Let the toast pass...
Drink to the lass...
I’ll warrant she’ll prove an excuse for the glass.

For let ‘em be clumsy, or let ‘em be slim,
Young or ancient, I care not a feather;
So fill a pint bumber quite up to the brim,
And let us e’en toast ‘em together.
Let the toast pass...
Drink to the lass...
I’ll warrant she’ll prove an excuse for the glass."
- Traditional

June 20

"To Alcohol... a liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets."
- Gideon Wurdz, from the foolish dictionary.

June 21

"Here's to the Ladies,
We admire them for their beauty,
respect them for their intelligence,
adore them for their virtue,
and love them, because we can't help it."
-Anonymous

June 22

"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money!"
- Unknown

June 23

"Here's to us,
And those like us.
Damn few and they're probably dead.
Cheers!"
- Anonymous

June 24

"Here's to a guy who is never blue,
Here's to a buddy who is ever true,
Here's to a pal, no matter what the load,
Who never Declines, just one for the road."
- Unknown

June 25

"A drink, my lass, in a deep clear glass,
Just properly tempered by ice,
And here’s to the lips mine have kissed,
And if they were thine, here’s twice."
- Anonymous

June 26

"Daylight comes through the drunkard's roof the fastest."
- Unknown

June 27

"Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store."
- Anonymous
 
June 28

"Here's to wives and sweethearts!
May they never, never meet."
- Anonymous

June 29

"May your night be like a kitchen table…
all legs and no drawers."
- Unknown

June 30

"To times weve had.
Some were happy,
some were sad.
Memories,
our partners in crime.
Throwing up a thousand times."
- Unknown

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