September 21st
Holidays and Festivals
Independence Day (Belize) * (see below)
Independence Day (Armenia) * (see below)
Independence Day (Malta) * (see below)
International Day of Peace a.k.a. International Peace Day
Dia da Árvore a.k.a. Arbor Day (Brazil) * CLICK HERE
The National Festival of Trees (the Netherlands) * CLICK HERE
World's Alzheimer's Day
World Gratitude Day
National Women Road Warrior Day
Miniature Golf Day
The eighth day of the Eleusinian Mysteries, when the secret rites in the Telesterion finish and the feast, Pannychis, begins. (Ancient Greece)
Feast of Nativity of the Theotokos (Orthodox Church)
The first day of Mabon (Neopaganism)
Christian Feast Day of Matthew the Evangelist (Western Church)
* Ibiza Closing Parties Ibiza, Spain - Last 3 weeks of Sept (13-21)
* Independence Day (Belize) September 10th & September 21stcelebrate the independence of Belize from the United Kingdom in 1981.
* Independence Day (Armenia) celebrate the independence of Armenia from the Soviet Union in 1991.
* Independence Day (Malta), celebrate the independence of Malta from the United Kingdom in 1964.
Toast of The Day
"May you both grow old on one pillow."
- Traditional Armenian - Happy Armenian Independence Day (From USSR)
Drink of The Day
Washington Apple
1 Part Crown Royal
1 Part Apple Pucker
1 Part Cranberry Juice
Shake and Strain into A Rocks Glass
Wine of The Day
Capay Valley Vineyards (2004) Syrah
Style - Syrah
Capay Valley
$20
Beer of The Day
Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA
Brewer - Sierra Nevada Brewing
Style - American IPA
ABV - 7.2%
Joke of The Day
New Holiday Cards
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire. I noticed your cat. Sorry!
You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine I got real snippy.
Heard your wife left you. How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it. She moved in with me.
You totaled your car. And can't remember why.
Could it have been. That whole case of Bud Dry?
Too bad no one likes your wife.
How could two people as beautiful as you.....
have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After meeting you, I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here
to ruin it for me.
If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
As I grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy...
Thanks for being a part of my life!!!
I never knew what evil was before this!
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like
to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married.... but not to you.
Happy Birthday! you look great for your age... almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that
we've broke up.... I think it's time you kept your promise.
I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best
friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
We have been friends for a very long time... what say we call it
quits.
I'm so miserable without you.... It's like you are still here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Any idea who the father was?
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think
of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday... so we're having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!
(available only in Alabama and Arkansas)
Quote of The Day
"I can't afford to go away on vacation, so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am"
- Unknown
September Observances
AKC Responsible Dog Ownership Month
All American Breakfast Month
Apple Month
Atrial Fibrillation Month
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Month
Baby Safety Month
Backpack Safety America Month
Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month
Better Breakfast Month
Bourbon Heritage Month
Bumbershoot Festival (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Childhood Cancer Awareness Month
Childrens' Good Manners Month
Chili Peppers and Figs Month
Classical Music Month
College Savings Month
Craniofacial Acceptance Month
Eat Chicken Month
Fall Hat Month
Go Wild During California Wild Rice Month
Great American Low-Cholesterol, Low-fat Pizza Bake Month
Gynecologic Cancer Awareness Month
Happy Cat Month
Healthy Aging Month
Healthy Aging Month
Hunger Action Month
International Guide Dogs Month
International People Skills Month
International Self-Awareness Month
International Square Dancing Month
International Strategic Thinking Month
Library Card Sign-Up Month
Little League Month
Menopause Awareness Month
Million Minute Family Challenge (September-December)
Mold Awareness Month
National 5-A-Day Month
National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month
National Biscuit Month
National Blueberry Popsicle Month
National Campus Safety Month
National Chicken Month
National Child Awareness Month
National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month
National Cholesterol Education Month
National Civics Awareness Month
National Coupon Month
National Courtesy Month
National DNA, Geonomics & Stem Cell Education Month
National Food Safety Education Month
National Fruit and Veggies Month (Also June)
National Head Lice Prevention Month
National Hispanic Heritage Month (September 15-October 15)
National Home Furnishings Month
National Honey Month
National Infant Mortality Awareness Month
National Mushroom Month
National Organic Harvest Month
National Osteopathic Medicine Month
National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month (ovarian.org)
National Pediculosis (Head Lice) Prevention Month
National Piano Month
National Potato Month
National Preparedness Month
National Prime Beef Month
National Prosper Where You Are Planted Month
National Prostate Cancer Awareness Month
National Recovery Month
National Rice Month
National Sickle Cell Month
National Skin Care Awareness Month
National Wilderness Month
One-on-One Month
Passion Fruit and Peach Month
Peas and Radish Month
Pediatric Cancer Awareness Month
Pleasure Your Mate Month
Reunion Planning Month
Save The Koala Month
Sea Cadet Month
Self Improvement Month
Shameless Promotion Month
Southern Gospel Music Month
Sports and Home Eye Health and Safety Month
Subliminal Communications Month
United Planet Month
Update Your Resume Month
Virtual AKC Responsible Dog Ownership Days
Whole Grains Month
Women's Friendship Month
World Animal Remembrance Month
World Leukemia, Lymphoma And Myeloma Awareness Month
Observances this Week
Surgical Technologists Week, Third Week of SeptemberNational Rehabilitation Awareness Week, Third Week of September
Adult Day Services Week, Third Week of September
National Farm Safety and Health Week, Third Week of September
National Reye's Syndrome Awareness Week, Third Week of September
Balance Awareness Week, Third Week of September
Tolkien Week, Third Week in September (Hobbit Day falls on 9/22)
Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week, Third Week of September
National Singles Week, Third Week of September
Constitution Week, September 17th through September 23rd
Build A Better Image Week, Third Full Week of September
National Clean Hands Week, Third Full Week of September
National Farm & Ranch Safety and Health Week, Third Full Week of September
National Indoor Plant Week, Third Full Week of September
National Rehabilitation Awareness Week, Third Full Week of September
Pollution Prevention Week, Third Full Week of September
Prostate Cancer Awareness Week, Third Full Week of September
