Holidays and Festivals

Gay & Lesbian Parade Day
Log Cabin Day 
Special Recreation Day for The Disabled
America's Kids Day
Descendants Day
Perfect Number Day * (see below)

St Peter's-tide (Cornwall, UK), also known as Porthleven Petertide and the Mevagissey feast.
Penzance, the Golowan Festival (Cornwall, UK), also known as Penzance Golowan June 23rd through 28th.
Insurance Awareness Day
Christian Feast Day of Benignus
Christian Feast Day of Irenaeus of Lyon (Roman Catholic)
Christian Feast Day of Marcella
Christian Feast Day of Paulus I
Christian Feast Day of Vincenza Gerosa
Christian Feast Day of Vidovdan, celebrating St. Vitus (Eastern Orthodox Church)
In common years it is always in ISO week 26.
* Glastonbury Festival  England - End of June (5-5)

* Perfect Number Day - This date is the only date each year where both the month and day are different perfect numbers, June 6 being the only date where the month and day are the same perfect number. 


Fête de la Faucille   Translation:  Sickle Day (French Republican) The 10th day of the Month of Messidor in the French Republican Calendar

Toast of The Day

"Here's to wives and sweethearts!
May they never, never meet."
- Anonymous

Drink of The Day

 Paradise

7 parts Gin
4 parts Apricot Brandy
3 parts Orange Juice
Shake together over ice. Strain into cocktail glass and serve chilled.

Wine of The Day

Dunham (2006) Syrah
Style - Syrah
Columbia Valley
$40

Beer of The Day

 Bachelor Bitter
Brewer - Deschutes Brewery  Bend, OR
Style - Special Bitter

Joke of The Day

Easy steps to poo like a man ...
1. Select reading material
2. Tell everyone along the way, 'Just going for a dump, okay?' Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.
3. Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.
4. Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.
5. Open reading material and relax.
6. Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.
7. Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It is quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man.
8. Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks.
9. Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts etc. You must tell people about it.
10. Take long length of paper and wipe anus. You must look at the paper before throwing it into the pan.
11. Repeat step 10 until there is no longer any evidence of faeces on the paper.
12. Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo.
13. Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later).
14. Wash your hands once.
15. Vacate the bathroom, leaving the door open. It is important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.? 

Quote of The Day

"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis."
- Actual Sign in a Tokyo Hotel

June Observances

African-American Music Appreciation Month
Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome Awareness Month
Aquarium Month
Audio Book Appreciation Month
Beautiful in Your Skin Month
Black Music Month
Cancer From The Sun Month
Cataract Awareness Month
Celibacy Awareness Month
Child Vision Awareness Month
Children's Awareness Month
Corn and Cucumber Month
Country Cooking Month
Dairy Alternatives Month
Dairy Month
Effective Communications Month
Entrepreneurs "Do It Yourself" Marketing Month
Fight the Filthy Fly Month
Fireworks Safety Month
Gay and Lesbian Pride Month
Great Outdoors Month
Home Safety Month
International Childhood Cancer Awareness Month
International Men's Month
International Surf Music Month
Lane Courtesy Month
Lemon and Mango Month
National Accordion Awareness Month
National Adopt a Cat Month
National Aphasia Awareness Month
National Bathroom Reading Month
National Camping Month
National Candy Month
National Caribbean-American Heritage Month
National Family Month
National Fresh Fruit and Vegetables Month
National Fruit and Veggies Month (Also September)
National GLBT (Gay,Lesbian,Bisexual & Transgender) Awareness Month
National GLBT (Gay,Lesbian,Bisexual & Transgender) Book Month
National Ice Tea Month
National Lady Lawyers Month
National Migraine Awareness Month
National Myasthenia Gravis Awareness Month
National R.O.S.E. Month
National Rescue a Cat Month
National Rivers Month
National Safety Month
National Smile Month
National Soul Food Month
National Steakhouse Month
National Student Safety Month
National Tire Safety Month
Okra & Pluot and Aprium Month
Perennial Gardening Month
Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month
Potty Training Awareness Month
Professional Wellness Month
Rebuild Your Life Month
Skyscraper Month
Sports America Kids Month
Student Safety Month
Turkey Lovers' Month
Vision Research Month
Women's Golf Month
World Infertility Month
World Naked Bike Ride Month (Northern Hemisphere)

Observances this Week

Lightning Safety Awareness Week, Last Full Week in June
Carpenter Ant Awareness Week, Last Full Week in June
National Mosquito Control Awareness Week, Week of June 26th
Appreciate Your Plumbing, Heating, and Cooling Professionals Week, Fourth Week in June
Water Ski Days, Last Full Weekend in June 
Watermelon Seed Spitting Week, Last Weekend Thursday to Sunday in June
Eye Safety Awareness Week,  Last Week in June
Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Week, Last Week in June
National Prevention of Eye Injuries Awareness, June 27th through July 4th  

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