A Boozehound Named Barney
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Shary: In front of a tavern
Flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.

Barney: Buy me a beer
Two bucks a glass
Come on, help me
I'm freezing my ass.

Buy me brandy
A snifter of wine
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.

Moe: Move it, ya drunk
Or I'll blast your rear end
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!

Shary: And so, let us leave
On this heartwarming scene
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.

It Was A Very Good Beer
Duffless

Homer: When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.

Flaming Moe's
Flaming Moe's

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead-end job
And problems with the wife.

But don't throw in the towel
'Cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Moe's
(Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
(Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug
(Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...