Red Dwarf Drinking Game



Red Dwarf Episode(s), Booze

Intoxication Level

Low to High


Play the Red Dwarf Episode(s) with Booze ready 


Players pick from any or all of the following and drink if and when they occur...

-Drink every time Lister has a Lager
-Drink every time Lister refers to an old lover (double if he does this especially to make Rimmer feel bad)
-Drink double whenever Lister mentions Kristine Kochanski.
-Drink every time Lister is seen eating a curry (or other Indian Food)
-Drink whenever Lister plays his guitar (or threatens to).
-Drink for every joke about Lister being not or barely human.
-Drink when a reference is made to any of Lister's undergarments.
-Drink whenever Lister enters an artificial reality computer game. Drink Double if he does so to have sex.

Additional Rule Options

Drink Every time someone insults Rimmer.
Drink every time Rimmer insults someone esle.
Drink every time Rimmer does something mean to someone else.
Drink for each embarrassing fact exposed about Rimmer.
Drink every time Rimmer mentions one of his dull hobbies or interests (Risk, Hammond Organs, 20th Century Telegraph poles.)
Drink every time Rimmer whines about being dead.
Drink when Rimmer shows his love of military battles or mentions a great general.
Drink for each Space Corp Directive misquoted.
Drink when Rimmer thinks that aliens exist or are nearby.
Drink whenever Ace Rimmer says: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
Drink whenever Ace Rimmer calls Lister "Skipper".
Drink whenever anyone says "What a guy!" about Ace Rimmer.
Drink if the Cat mentions an "old cat saying".
Drink when Cat mention his favourite pastimes (like: sex, food, sleep, etc.)
Drink each time the Cat goes "Aaaooooww!"
Drink when he wants to go out with any woman.
Drink when the Cat praises his own good looks, Double if he claims to be centre of the universe.
Drink everytime Cat has a costume change
Drink if the Cat refers to Lister and Rimmer as "monkeys" (First Series)
Drink if Duane Dibbley shows up.
Drink whenever the Cat 'smells' something, or his sense of smell is referred to by another crew member. Drink Double if Cat says his nostril hairs are vibrating.
Drink each time Kryten has to explain something to someone
Drink whenever Kryten is seen ironing, cooking or doing the laundry.
Drink every time Kryten's head is described (e.g. "amusingly shaped icecube")
Drink for each time Kryten corrects a Space Corp Directive quoted by Rimmer.
Drink for each addon appliance that Kryten can attach mentioned (or seen), Drink Double if he mentions an accident with his groinal socket or groinal attachment.
Drink for each Kryten "old android saying".
Drink every time Kryten speaks something in binary or hex (e.g. 001100111.... or whatever)
Drink for each time Kryten offers to kill himself for doing something stupid or as a sacrifice.
Drink whenever Kryten enters a mode, such as "smug mode", "lie mode", etc.
Drink every time Holly is stupid.
Drink when Holly has troubles with numbers or just with counting.
Drink when Holly uses a pop culture word, like "Dude" and "Oi!"
Drink whenever Holly has to explain something to someone.
Drink for every reference to Holly's IQ, or lack of.
Drink whenever Holly pulls a prank on anyone.
Drink if Holly actually does something right. (I mean something that rare needs celebration)
Drink whenever Holly's head appears on something other than a TV screen on a wall. (i.e. Lister's watch, Kryten's stomach.)
Drink every time Kochanski complains about being in a parallel universe
Drink whenever Kochanski complains about the food
Drink every time Kochanski complains about Lister's habits
Drink Double when Lister tries to make a pass at Kochanski or flirt.
Drink every time Kochanski is seen wearing that tight red rubber outfit
Drink Double every time Cat calls Kochanski "officerbudbabe"
Drink when Kochanski demonstrates how spoiled she is
Drink every time Kochanski is sarcastic (applies to early episodes also) or makes a snooty comment
Drink whenever Kochanski refers to "Her Dave".
Drink every time Skutter is seen
Drink when skutters plays Indians and Cowboys or prove that they are John Wayne fans.
Drink when skutters annoys Rimmer.
Drink Double if skutter does the "hand" signal they specially reserve for Rimmer when annoying him.
Drink whenever Talkie offers anyone a slice of toast.
Drink Double if Talkie offers any other type of toasted product.
Drink if Talkie offers an opinion on something.

Drink for each monster Polymorph transforms into
Drink when Polymorph turns into a cute furry animal or toy.
Drink when a member of the crew has a false alarm about what or where the polymorph is.
Drink Double when the crew doesn't notice Polymorph.

Drink when anyone says Red Dwarf.
Drink while the theme song is played or heard.
Drink whenever anyone sings.
One drink for every mention of a small, furry animal or a kipper.
Have drink for each hostile entity they meet that probably wants to kill them
Have another if the hostile entity can't shoot straight, allowing the crew to survive against impossible odds.
A Drink for each reference made to the Danish moron or  "Petersen".
Drink if they are spoofing any Star Trek.
Drink for every "smeg", "smegging", "smeghead", ect.
Drink for every "old human saying"
Drink whenever they crash Starbug.
Drink for any joke about, or reference to, sex.

For Multiple Players

Drink when a Player quotes a line along with the character.
Drink when a Player spots a continuity error.

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