September 1

"May the hinges of friendship never rust, or the wings of love lose a feather"
- Edward Bannerman Ramsay (1793– 1872), a clergyman and Dean of Edinburgh.
 

September 2

"Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful."
- Traditional

September 3

"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine."
- Unknown

September 4

"May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth."
- Unknown

September 5

"Here's to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat."
- Unknown
- Alternative-
"May you never go to hell
But always be on your way."
- Yiddish - Happy Rosh HaShanah (2013)

September 6

"Here’s to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity,
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!"
 - Unknown

September 7

"Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road."
- Unknown

September 8

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon
And some days you're the statue."
- Unknown
- Alternative -
"Bottoms up,Tops down.
Wear a smile, Not a frown."
- Unknown

September 9

"May we live to learn well,
And learn to live well."
- Unknown
 
September 10

"To the holidays...all 365 of them."
- Anonymous

September 11

"When life''s on the line! - We''re the first to respond.
"Play it safe! - You may be my job one day.
God Bless, to my Brothers that were lost''d in 9/11"  
- FDNY toast

September 12

"Be one who drinks the finest of ales.
Every day without fail.
Even when you have drank enough,
Remember that ale is wonderful stuff."
- Unknown

September 13

"Some friends wish you happiness,
and others wish you wealth...
But I wish you the best of all...
contentment blessed with health!
- Unknown

September 14

"Happiness being a dessert so sweet
May life give you more than you can ever eat"
- Traditional

September 15

"Here’s to hard work and fun filled vacations.
Great workmates and high expectations.
Here’s to all your success and all the raised glasses.
So, this toast is for you, cuz you all are bad asses!"
- Anonymous

September 16

"We'll think of all the friends we know
And drink to all worth drinking to."
- Unknown

September 17

"May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live."
- Traditional Irish, In celebration of St. Patrick's day in the Summer.

September 18

"To Alcohol...a liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets."
- Gideon Wordz

September 19

"I'll drink to the girls that will,
I'll drink to the girls that won't,
But I won't drink to the girls that say they will,
And then I find out they don't."
- Unknown

September 20

"Love to one, friendship to many, and good will to all."
- Traditional

September 21

"May you both grow old on one pillow."
- Traditional Armenian - Happy  Armenian Independence Day (From USSR)

September 22

"May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after!" 
- Philip Dormer Stanhope (September 22nd, 1694 - March 24th, 1773), the 4th Earl of Chesterfield and British statesman.

September 23

"Here's champagne to your real friends,
And real pain to your sham friends!"
- Unknown

September 24

"May we have more and more friends, and need them less and less."
- Traditional

September 25

"Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I'll show you an advanced toilet technology."
- Marchk Hawkins, in the New York Times, September 25, 1977

September 26

"The truth comes out when the spirit goes in."
- Unknown

September 27

"May our house always be too small to hold all our friends."
- Myrtle Reed (September 27th, 1874 – August 17th , 1911), an American author and poet.

September  28

"L'Chaim! (Le Hy-em - Hebrew) To Life!
- In celebration of Rosh Hashanah - Jewish - sunset, September 28 – sunset, September 30

September  29

"He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else."
- Traditional

September  30

"Here's to good old whiskey...
may those who use it never abuse it."
- Unknown 

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